Grumpy, thats bad. Maybe try the old “if you can’t beat em, join em” ? Heres what you do.. pop down to the south coast, make sure you have no forms of identification on you, just a mobile phone with a pay as you go sim , wear a nice hoody and make sure you have a sharp, maybe “Turkish style” haircut, then row a little boat out for a while, and then further up the coast come back in and ‘invade’. Leg it up the beach for a few strides and then collapse shouting “asylum asylum” and when asked anything just reply ” my English no good, no understand” and then all being well you will be given a blanket, a bottle of water and then a nice minibus ride to a comfy 4 star hotel where you get fed and given a nice room and daily pocket money. Sounds so good, I may try it too !!
No nothing.
No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.
No tackiness.
Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.
Innit?