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    71-bda
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    A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

    The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

    Now completely nude, she purred at him,

    “What would you say is my best feature?” Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!”

    Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me…”



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #124441

    rampant
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    I spy a cook book entitled “Salad”.

     

    Anyone who needs a cook book in order to acquire a recipe for “Salad” needs to be removed from the gene pool with some haste…



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    #124444

    bobcat
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    Bread rolls and banana for tea, poor thing



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    #124445

    71-bda
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    Bob, I’m sure she gets plenty of sausage !



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #124447

    bobcat
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    Yes she probably does ha ha ha



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    #124466

    71-bda
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    and def not that vegan sausage shite either..



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #124469

    ron71
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    @71-Bda

    love the joke ??

    #124471

    71-bda
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    Cheers Ron, thought it might be a bit “premature” though !



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #124485

    v8marshal
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    @71-bda very funny joke. ?

    #124516

    DaveRS3
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    She needs a new Hob!.

    Would’nt have her making my brekkie on that old thing!. I’d send her packing TBH.

    #124522

    71-bda
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    ha ha ha Dave! I’m getting a bit concerned with everyones ‘manliness’  on here!! All I see is a little nymphet in a robe, and I have people commenting on salad books and now hobs!! what next, dirty tile grouting !!! ha ha I think now having seen the hob, its probably American, all their kitchen appliances seem stuck in the 70s ! probably ok to bend her over against though..



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #124545

    18stealth
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    71-Make ye right!

    #124726

    Defoe18
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    Nice sort

    #124740

    bobcat
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    She has probably eaten those bananas by now



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