If they break in downstairs and you twat them they say I found the door open I thought it was my mates house
you twat them upstairs your ok
Many moons ago i tried to jump out of a bedroom window onto a guy trying to start my mk2, slipped on the window ledge in the process and fell in to the garden!
Neighbour had his sunbeam lotus nicked out of his garage a week later they moved his security lights and pushed it away!
The police don’t do much if anything, strangely the guy up the street who nicked my bike cover keeps having his aerial and sky cables shot off, crazy world eh?