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  • #188629

    1234enough
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    Posts: 740

    OK monkey pox time it is then 🤣

    #188630

    1234enough
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    #188631

    1234enough
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    Posts: 740

    #188632

    1234enough
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    Posts: 740

    #188636

    DaveRS3
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    #188675

    elliot
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    Posts: 762

    They forgot to list ‘good taste in music’.



    FPM 375 & DS 2+ iMap

    DSC  Controller

    Tractive Suspension

    Mountune V3 Cat Back

    Mishimoto Intercooler

     

    #188776

    bobcat
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    @elliot, 😹😹😹, know were you are coming from 😂🤣😂🤣



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    #189306

    yorkirs
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    No it’s not



    Nitrous Blue – Forged Alloys – FMP375
    Loads of car washing and waxing at the moment

     

     

    #189307

    bobcat
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    @yorkirs, 🤔 run out of fuel!



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    #189313

    yorkirs
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    @bobcat, Good call

    The yellow police sticker may say “No fuel was left in this vehicle overnight”



    Nitrous Blue – Forged Alloys – FMP375
    Loads of car washing and waxing at the moment

     

     

    #189314

    bobcat
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    @yorkirs, how embarrassing……



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    #189346

    Matt. B
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    440bhp

    443lbft

    #189350

    71-bda
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    Heres a tale of a young Matt a few years back !!…

    A man was in a long queue at his local supermarket. As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register:
    She asked. “What size condoms?”
    The customer replied that he didn’t know.
    She asked him to drop his trousers, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom. “One box of large condoms, Till 5.”
    The next man in line thought this was interesting and like most of us was up for a cheap thrill.
    When he got up to the register, he told the cashier that he too had forgotten to get condoms and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
    She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know.
    She asked him to drop his trousers, gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom microphone and said. “One box of medium sized condoms, Till 5.”
    A few customers back was this teenage boy called Matt. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a woman, so he thought this was his chance.
    When he got to the checkout he told the girl he needed some condoms.
    She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know.
    She asked him to drop his trousers, she reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the Intercom and said…….
    “Mop and bucket, till 5.”



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    • This reply was modified 1 week ago by 71-bda.
    #189352

    71-bda
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    MOD has gone gay pride mad..



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #189353

    71-bda
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    UK - England

    Posts: 8092

    and young Matt’s at it again !!



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

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