This must be read in the voice of the Legendary Sir David Attenborough, if you would be so kind……
The N/S/R of a Corsa C.
A great specimen indeed!!
I used to PDI these things back in the day!!
At the time they had a reasonable interior and a lovely steering wheel for a car of this class.
Definitely not a fore-runner but a decent wee Motor at the same time!!
Didn’t hold their value all that well though!!
Wasn’t long before the youth of the time seemed to get drawn to these beauties like a moth to a Bloody F**KEN flame… ?….
Now then, as I recall…..
I believe the MINIMUM requirement was 17” Alloy wheels as one would expect… and replacing the rear silencer with a 4” piece of pipe that could be found on any local building site at the time and welded on by Big Jim!! Big Jim being the guy in the village who had a working Welding Machine!! Hur Hur.. ??.
Some would take the Tuning of this fine specimen, which is rarely seen these days, to a whole new level and remove all 4 x Springs from the vehicle and proceed to cut 2 x coils from each rear spring and 2 n a half coils off the front??
Then… by adding a SUBWOOFER, a couple of 6 x 9’s and a Pioneer Head Unit….. apparently one was guaranteed a STINKY FINGER by all accounts??!! ????.
Anyhoo, back to this particular article……..
Brake Pipe nicely coated in Crud, which means it’s fine, and shall hopefully regrow into numerous other little brake pipes that shall lay dormant on the underside of our vehicles just waiting…….. TO EXPLODE!!!
Exploding Brake pipes aside…. let us now study the tyre…. Mmmmm…… Yes..!!
YES INDEED….. hur hagh hur…. excuse me!! Hur…har…hur…har…….oh yes and a Hoor har to all youz C**TS..!!
Not sure what happened there but….????
Cheers, Marc.
MY/17, F/White, Forged Black Wheels, Recaro Shell Seats, Diamas SiRamik Glasscoat, H&R Anti-Roll Bars/15mm Spacers, EBC Turbo Brake Discs all round/Yellowstuff Brake Pads, Mountune Air Intake/Recirc Valve/SSC/Blue Turbo Hose Kit and Hard Pipe/Uprated Springs/Short Shifter/Rear Motor Mount/Crank Breather Plate, ETS Intercooler, Milltek 100 Cell Cat, Remus Wolf Inside Exhaust, Litchfield Stage 2 map via Cobb Accessport V3, DSC unit.
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