My New Year Resolutions

[bumble-b]

My New Year resolutions – things to do in 2018.

1) Stop worrying about my engine.

2) Stop worrying about “Veering Steering” and look forward to overtaking on narrow B roads, on a bend whilst in drift mode.

3) Insure with BUPA and take out a Co-op Funeral plan.

4) Stop getting irritated by “Ghost worshipers” and remember Jesus as he was being nailed to the cross and uttered those poignant words “When I said I wanted to get hammered this is not what I had in mind!!” followed by something like “forgive em cos they is prats” – cue abuse!!

5) Stop measuring my penis every morning wondering if it’s shrinking. It’s far more accurate to weigh it on the kitchen scales.

6) Try to be happy cos I’ve got my country back. Even though I didn’t realise I’d lost it.

7) Be kind to Ford salesman. OK that might be pushing it a bit!

Finally I wish everyone a good safe 2018 of RSing about. Peas and love and look forward to another year of motoring info, abuse and banter.

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[bobcat]

Thanks bumble, happy new year to you too

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[Kenny]

That’s a lot of resolutions to keep Bumble – do you think you will manage that? 😉

[Dr. RS]

I’m an optomist Kenny, let’s wait and see.

[bumble-b]

Hi Kenny – can all be condensed into one resolution. Whatever life chucks at you try and maintain a sense of humour no matter how weird at times!. It won’t put right any problems but helps to get thru them. Keep up the good work and hope you have a good 2018.

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