Every club needs an anthem

[john-tukan]

Yep every club needs an anthem.

Sorry can’t leave without having the last word (or words).

If you think boiling one’s head is acceptable or funny i.e. “you crack me up” (rs-le); “say it as it is” (adh1964). “drive like miss daisy” (9 designs –); lol good idea (gary1234 –) What a load of brain dead bunch of ferkin “James Hunts”. Fuck off to Syria and blow yourself up! Isis love ignorant half wits like you, that’s how they work. Don’t even try and tell me to man up I’ve done more shit than you can imagine. What a load of spineless ferckin aresholes.  As for “hammy” the prat is beyond help. Boo! Did you just shit yourself?? It’s just a car for fuck sake. I love all cars, they are all different and all bring different experiences to the world that makes life exceiting, so why spoil it you ferking single celled half wits!!!!

Deep breaths!! Back to normal reality. There are some really good people on this forum that can distinguish between banter and being a total ferckin twat. Banter is good fun and can be very amusing, and at times educational. As I said in my last post I have learnt a lot and am grateful for that, as things move so quickly. If “71-bda” and “white-rs” went down the pub, put their handbags down and had a beer mat and a biro they could most probably, eventually, design an engine better than the shit in the RS. My old Hartwell Imp was more bloody inspiring than this lubering elephant.

For those that know my circumstances, I’ve finalized probate and am in the market for a 911 I’ve read a lot about how hard they are to control i.e. wicked oversteer etc. but never expeienced it. So bring it on!!! As long as its a clear road and no-one can come to harm, except myself, then its game on!!!! I’m moving on but some brain dead ferkin clock suckers don’t get it!

I was concerned as to why I was getting so pissed of  but then I  remembered I belonged to clubs, where you met every month at the pub, face to face,  and had fun rather than hide behind a ferkin forum. Bring on the Welsh rally. Used to be the RAC that I went to as support crew many years ago. Great fun!! I need it to regain my faith in good motorsport supported by true car enthusiasts.

As I said, last word. No point sounding off cos I don’t give a ferck and won’t be checking this site any more. Bring it on Porsche and VW (until I get my Fiesta RS!!!!!!!)

Hi Howsey good to see you back- a pain in the arse- but still love’s yer!!

Kenny delete at your leisure.

[Hammy]

Bye

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• Dreamscience Imap Ultimate 3+
• Dmb Gel Badges Nitrous Blue
• Rallyflapz Kaylan Black 
• Team Heko Wind defectors Dark 
• Dreamscience turbo back exhaust with race car.
• Airtec SSC Black
• Airtec Stage 2 Air Intake Black & Nitrous Blue 
• Airtec Rear Diffuser Black 
• ST suspension 12.5mm spacers
• Forge recirculating valve
• yellow fog lights 
• Airtec Nitrous Blue rear diff cooler 
• 10% tint on rear lights 
• Satin black window louver vents
• Airtec short shifter set @ 40%
• Valve delete mod
• Bonnet struts 
• Solid shifter bushes 
• 1 step colder spark plugs NGK 
• Engine dress up screw kit
• body colour coded washer jets 
• Airtec intercooler
• Airtec boost pipes
  
• Clubsport 4 point roll cage in nitrous blue
  
• 3 point securon harness x2 
• Driver side JCR lowered seat rail 

[bobcat]

As always just brilliant john you’ll be sadly missed especially by me. Enjoy your Porsche, no, enjoy what ever you drive

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[71-bda]

Final shootout for John Tukan….   Starring Henry Fonda as John Tukan and Charles Bronson as “Hammy”…….

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No nothing.

No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

No tackiness.

Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

Innit?

 

[john-tukan]

Be afraid!!!

[john-tukan]

Back to an anthem – how about this one

[71-bda]

oh LOL !!

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No nothing.

No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

No tackiness.

Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

Innit?

 

[john-tukan]

Bye

[bobcat]

? lol Bye El Presidente ??‍♂️

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[RS77]

A bit like some STDs – just when you think you’re rid of them…

[Hammy]

Plead your sob story somewhere else

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• Magnetic, Forge wheels, Edge Protectors , Lux Pack & Recaro Shell Seats
• Dreamscience Imap Ultimate 3+
• Dmb Gel Badges Nitrous Blue
• Rallyflapz Kaylan Black 
• Team Heko Wind defectors Dark 
• Dreamscience turbo back exhaust with race car.
• Airtec SSC Black
• Airtec Stage 2 Air Intake Black & Nitrous Blue 
• Airtec Rear Diffuser Black 
• ST suspension 12.5mm spacers
• Forge recirculating valve
• yellow fog lights 
• Airtec Nitrous Blue rear diff cooler 
• 10% tint on rear lights 
• Satin black window louver vents
• Airtec short shifter set @ 40%
• Valve delete mod
• Bonnet struts 
• Solid shifter bushes 
• 1 step colder spark plugs NGK 
• Engine dress up screw kit
• body colour coded washer jets 
• Airtec intercooler
• Airtec boost pipes
  
• Clubsport 4 point roll cage in nitrous blue
  
• 3 point securon harness x2 
• Driver side JCR lowered seat rail 

[71-bda]

a classic line from the hamster there !!

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No nothing.

No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

No tackiness.

Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

Innit?

 

[rs-le]

Ha ha bonk ?

[john-tukan]

Shit, can’t help myself – so much fun, so easy, better than watching bloody football!! lol ?etc.

[bobcat]

Welcome back EL Presidente ???‍♂️

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