love the brekky face !! meanwhile…
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night
and noticed an angry looking Moslem sneaking through my next door
neighbour’s garden.
Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and
smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him
instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, ‘Honey, you’re shaking, what is it?’
‘You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen.’ I said,
‘That bastard next door still has my shovel.’
No nothing.
No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.
No tackiness.
Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.
Innit?