I’m making a war party and intend to invade all the other regions. The south-east will be easy (shandy drinkers) but Scotland will be a be a different challenge: I suggest sending a lorryload of Buckfast, waiting until nightfall, and then slaying them all in their sleep. This video will give you strength for the job ahead.
This is turning into a party! Colman’s, Lotus and Bernard Matthews — not a bad contribution. The last time I was in Norfolk was about twenty years ago, I did a oil rig survival course. Never did see an oil rig though!
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