We need to invade the other regions.

[howsey]

I’m making a war party and intend to invade all the other regions. The south-east will be easy (shandy drinkers) but Scotland will be a be a different challenge: I suggest sending a lorryload of Buckfast, waiting until nightfall, and then slaying them all in their sleep. This video will give you strength for the job ahead.

Popty ping.

[Fido]

 

I don’t sleep much….

[howsey]

We need a new plan. The Scottish aren’t playing ball.

[Kenny]

I am going to run my RS on Buckfast much better than that V-Power. Send up the lorry!

[bobcat]

@howsey, you are more then welcome to invade us in Norfolk, we’ll get the Mustard ready for your arrival ???

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[howsey]

I’ll bring some cheese, we’ll have Welsh rarebit. Anyone here from Worcester? Bring some sauce.

[bobcat]

Please can you bring Penderyn Whiskey with you, save me a trip your way?

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[howsey]

This is turning into a party! Colman’s, Lotus and Bernard Matthews — not a bad contribution. The last time I was in Norfolk was about twenty years ago, I did a oil rig survival course. Never did see an oil rig though!

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