@Bobcat
suggest reconsider, sell the story for all its worth
£10,000 from the Sun. “Bobcat ate my hamster whilst up a pole”
£100,000 for Celebrity Big Brother.
£20 For falling out with the fireman who rescued you on Jeremy Kyle Show
£20,000 for love island
Plus guest apearance on Good Morning Britain, et all
That at would get you 2 Heritages, a Cossie and a RS MK4
any other ideas?
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May the Ford be with you