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  • #72345

    RS77
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    UK - England

    Posts: 1271

    An exciting internet forum moderator post has just been created at the Ford Focus RS mk3 site. This post will involve monitoring a wide range of car enthusiasts with differing views of motoring, sexism, humour, pointless anecdotes, etc. Applicants will need to be able to display the following competencies and attributes:-

    • limited sense of humour
    • conflict resolution, or the ability to shout the loudest, gained possibly in a kindergarten environment
    • diplomacy (preferably obtained thru military service)
    • a keen sense of justice – anyone from the legal profession is likely to be over qualified
    • problem solving skills – applicants will be asked to give examples of this from previous posts, e.g. FMC
    • good teamwork/able to work on their own

    Applicants will need to be able to start asap as the site has recently been swamped with inappropriate comments, mostly from Welsh members. Remuneration is likely to be performance linked due to a high turnover of merchandise sold mostly to customers with more money than sense. Applicants should also be prepared to work remotely and do unsocial hours as many of the forum contributors have far too much time on their hands.  Training and guidance will be provided by an experienced line manager based just outside England.

    Good luck!

    #72346

    gary1234
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 901

    Howsey not pointing going for that ?

    #72355

    howsey
    Blocked

    UK - Wales

    Posts: 1070

    #1 me. #2 me also. #3 I was in the scouts. #4 I’ve seen a trailer for Justice League (rated PG-13) #5 I’ve done four (junior) sudoku puzzles. #6 I work alone. I’m one quarter English (the worst quarter).

    #72358

    gary1234
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 901

    3/4 welsh then no chance boyo

    how the wellies and the Hill sheep still sore

    #72359

    gary1234
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 901

    Btw I’ll give you 21 k for the RS

    #72361

    howsey
    Blocked

    UK - Wales

    Posts: 1070

    £20k and it’s a deal.

    #72366

    RS77
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 1271

    Applications welcomed from the LGBT community and mini owners clubs.

    #72369

    gary1234
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 901

    Can I apply on line via the forum

     

    #72527

    Kenny
    Keymaster

    UK - Scotland

    Posts: 3885

    Been inundated with applications

    #72528

    RS77
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 1271

    Kenny – Howsey might be interested if you were to offer some diversity training. And Gary’s waiting for a reference to come though from Del Trotter’s New York office.

    #72559

    bobcat
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 10875

    I’d like to apply

    Photograph

    You know I’m a winner no fake news I tell it how it was and how well I am doing a good job ?



    Honorary Member

     

    #72561

    adh1964
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    UK - Wales

    Posts: 180

    howsey that gary’s brave having a pop at the welsh sitting behind his pc

    #72564

    RS77
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 1271

    Spent two weeks holidaying in Wales, even though we toured in my wife’s Fiesta ZS – fun car BTW. Loved the roads and the people. Hope the job advert hasn’t caused too much friction.

    #72567

    gary1234
    Participant

    UK - England

    Posts: 901

    I was not having a pop at the welsh at all  if you think that  them I’m sorry f9r any offence

    I have visited Cardiff many times and really enjoyed it

    #72574

    adh1964
    Participant

    UK - Wales

    Posts: 180

    G1234 no im just teasing you no offence taken

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