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  • #185519

    Matt. B
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    Test



    440bhp

    443lbft

    #185520

    71-bda
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    Posts: 8790

    thats superb Matt so real !



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #185523

    elliot
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     FPM 375. MSD 350/380/400

    DSC

    Tractive Suspension 

     

     

    #185524

    bobcat
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    like it 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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    • This reply was modified 2 years, 3 months ago by bobcat.
    #185526

    coastliner
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    Posts: 4552

    I like that.



    Coastliner

    #185536

    71-bda
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    UK - England

    Posts: 8790



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #185541

    elliot
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    UK - England

    Posts: 869

    😂🤣



     FPM 375. MSD 350/380/400

    DSC

    Tractive Suspension 

     

     

    #185551

    turbo-tone
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    Posts: 1567

    Whick forum member do we think attempted this? (and it definitely wasn’t me!)

    https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-left-with-chronic-back-pain-after-trying-to-suck-his-own-penis-20220211?source=twitter



    Collins Cp2 map. Ramair induction. Mountune mud flaps. Scorpion Sports Cat. Scorpion Tracker. Wind deflectors. NB washer jets and shark fin aerial. EBC Grooved discs, YellowStuff pads. Airtec Intercooler, Miltek cat back with titanium tips. Collins quickshift. DSC Controller

    #185552

    71-bda
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    Posts: 8790

    turbo, probably that oddball loner with no mates or bird who abuses everyone, from up the road..



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #185559

    71-bda
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    UK - England

    Posts: 8790



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #185561

    Pauly Paul
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    🤣🤣👍brilliant.

    #185571

    v8marshal
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    UK - England

    Posts: 549

    😂🤣

    #185610

    71-bda
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    Posts: 8790

    Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

    The wife’s back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part…

    I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

    I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or “foreplay” as her indoors likes to call it.

    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!”

    Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel….

    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told her, “Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!”

    A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.”
    “That’s a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.”



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #185612

    1234enough
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    Posts: 937

    #185613

    1234enough
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    Posts: 937

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