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  • #201426

    71-bda
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    so whos been harboring the acid abdula ??…



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #201427

    al-b
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    Eibach Pumaspeed springs UK  – Mountune full Induction – delete valve plug – carbon knob – JCR seat lowering kit set @ 39mm – black nuts! Engine forged by FJRS – TCR front splitter V2 and side skirts – RS rallyflapz – Car serviced/maintained by GS Motorsport

    #201431

    1234enough
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    #201432

    71-bda
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    1234 exactly ! probably out of the country now, or tucked up cosy in Finchley mosque



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #201436

    1234enough
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    Posts: 915

    #201437

    1234enough
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    Posts: 915

    #201438

    1234enough
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    #201440

    yorkirs
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    Ouch



    May the Ford be with you

     

     

    #201442

    al-b
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    🤣🤣🤣👍🏻



    Eibach Pumaspeed springs UK  – Mountune full Induction – delete valve plug – carbon knob – JCR seat lowering kit set @ 39mm – black nuts! Engine forged by FJRS – TCR front splitter V2 and side skirts – RS rallyflapz – Car serviced/maintained by GS Motorsport

    #201511

    71-bda
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    Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

    The wife’s back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

    I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
    My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off…

    I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or “foreplay” as her indoors likes to call it.

    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, “Fuck it, soldier on!”

    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told her, “Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!”

    A Catholic boy in confession says, “Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister.”
    “That’s a disgrace,” said the priest, “especially when you have two gorgeous brothers.”

     



    No nothing.

    No Mods. No rockers. Just a chunky knob, thats now been replaced by an RS knob innit.

    No tackiness.

    Std as Ford intended, but with a space saver wheel and jack and nuts and wheel brace. oh.. and flaps, a man has got to have flaps.

    Innit?

     

    #201512

    kr1s
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    Every one a winner Mike

    very good.

    #201519

    tonys
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    😂

    #201522

    1234enough
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    Posts: 915

    #201523

    1234enough
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    UK - England

    Posts: 915

    #201524

    1234enough
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    UK - England

    Posts: 915

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